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Christ I want a new job so bad.

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And yes, that actually was sarcasm.

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I love getting texts from my boss at 10:00 on a Friday night.

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overexposureisthekey:

This is roller derby

overexposureisthekey:

This is roller derby

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Wrist crossbow!!!

Wrist crossbow!!!

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cassismycopilot:

Sometimes I wish I could just skip the honeymoon phase of a relationship. I have come to hate that period when your new romantic interest seems so enticing, virtually flawless. I want to go on a first date with a woman who is on her period, a really bad one, so she’s crampy…

This post was meant to be taken quite literally. And I don’t give two shits if it seems misogynistic. I know what my intent was and that’s all that matters. I am soooo over the hyper sensitivity on this ridiculous platform.

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Sometimes I wish I could just skip the honeymoon phase of a relationship. I have come to hate that period when your new romantic interest seems so enticing, virtually flawless. I want to go on a first date with a woman who is on her period, a really bad one, so she’s crampy and irritable, doesn’t want to hold hands, orders something expensive and doesn’t eat it, burps in front of me, and wants to go to bed early. At least that way I won’t be as disappointed in six months.

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did-you-kno:

It’s located in Zagreb, Croatia.
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did-you-kno:

It’s located in Zagreb, Croatia.

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Tonight I want to get drunk and smash something. Or someone.